IT'S SO HOT AND DRY IN OKLAHOMA..
....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
....hot water comes from both taps.
....you can make sun tea instantly. ....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
them from laying boiled eggs
IT'S SO DRY IN OKLAHOMA That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn
back into water!
....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
....hot water comes from both taps.
....you can make sun tea instantly. ....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
them from laying boiled eggs
IT'S SO DRY IN OKLAHOMA That the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
The Methodists are using wet-wipes,
Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn
back into water!
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